Survivor Week 8 Recap
April 11, 2009
By: cantvotemeoff
Fresh from voting off Sydney, Joe feels like odd man out. JT laments on being down to four. Taj says Jala lost their pao. Taj says who knows perhaps tomorrow our luck will change. Stephen shakes his head
As the drums begin to play?
‘Survivor: China’ castaways tie the knot - From Inside the Box - Zap2it
April 5, 2009
“Survivor: China” contestants Jaime Dugan and Erik Huffman have carried their reality show love into real life.
The two castaways exchanged vows in front of 150 family members and friends in Charleston, South Carolina on Saturday night, reports People.
Dugan, 23, and Huffman, 28, said “I do” on the croquet lawn at the Wild Dunes Resort, which overlooked the beach.
Two previous “Amazing Race” contestants — Marisa Axelrod and Brooke Jackson — served as bridesmaids, the reception had an Asian-themed menu in honor of the newlywed’s first rendezvous, and the wedding cake had a “Survivor” theme.
via ‘Survivor: China’ castaways tie the knot - From Inside the Box - Zap2it.
Survivor Week 7 Recap
April 3, 2009

By: cantvotemeoff
It’s been so long since we took the time,
No one’s to blame, I know time flies so quickly.
But when I see you, darling,
It’s like we both are falling in love again,
It’ll be just like starting over,
Starting over.
Jalapao returns to camp fresh (not so fresh to us) from voting off Spencer. JT says Spencer had to go because of how badly he did in the challenge?one of those quotes that you wonder why they put that in unless it foreshadows future events?
Sydney launches into ?I?m next if we lose? talk. Joe assures her that he would make sure she makes the merge?admitting in tree confessional that he has a ?little thing? for her. I?m assuming he means a crush although one never knows. He guarantees her that she will make the merge?always a bad sign.
Two weeks of waiting?
Zero Coach sightings, zero Coach pep talks, Zero Coach metaphors
Survivor fans around the world dance wildly
As the drums begin to play?
Survivor - Week 4 Recap
March 6, 2009
By:?cantvotemeoff
It was a dark sultry sulky night, says Coach freshly back to camp after voting off Jerry who was weakened from eating beans or not eating beans or maybe he just needed an excuse to go AWOL. Coach says he and Erin got in a fight at TC over who was the better leader. He says she doesn?t know what she?s talking about. H ahs already set his sights on her being voted off next and announces that she is a CANCER ON THE TRIBE.
At dawn break Timbira sits around discussing who should be the leader and that Jeff showed his incredible brilliance bringing up that fact. Assistant Coach Tyson says he wasn?t paying attention and we see coach?s hamster spinning wildly on its wheel as he tries to figure out a way to spin this back to his favor. He finally says ?as much as I like leading, if you were voted off tomorrow I would gladly step into that role but I think that at this moment everybody including myself trusts you as being the leader. And as much as I would enjoy that role, we just need one person.? In private he again states if Brendan were voted off he would step up but doesn?t want to vote him off. He only wants iron that sharpens iron. These people here are new kids on the block. They haven?t been succeeding not thriving but existing. Look at me. Look at Brendan. Who looks stronger? I do. We need to thrive and not exist. I?ve been here they haven?t.
Coach metaphors 4
Pep talk 1
Throw Erin under bus 1
Ego stroking 2
And the drums begin to play.
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‘Survivor’ Renewed for Two More Seasons - That will make 20 editions of the reality show for CBS - Zap2it
March 2, 2009
“CBS has ordered two more editions of its groundbreaking reality series “Survivor” to be broadcast during the 2009-2010 season.
Jeff Probst, who won an Emmy for hosting “Survivor,” will continue in the job for those 19th and 20th editions of the show.”
Survivor Tocantis - Week 3 Recap
February 27, 2009



By:?cantvotemeoff
When we last saw our little castaways?Timbira was returning from voting off Candace and her tatas when Erin realizes she hitched her horse to the wrong wagon. While defending her friendship/alliance with Candace she says she was trying to figure her out and when she did she couldn?t trust her. Now this is the same woman who?about an hour ago (last week for us) at tribal council said she didn?t know these people.
Coach says she has completely insulted our intelligences-she made her bed and now she?s going to have to lie in it.
Coach metaphor count episode 3 stands at 3
And the drums begin to play?
Survivor Tocantis - Episode 2 Recap
February 20, 2009

By:?cantvotemeoff
When last we saw our survivors?Sandy was spared and Caroleeeeeena and her floatation devices were set a drift?.
When Jalapao returned to camp Sandy and her shape shifting faces thanks everyone for allowing her to hang out for a few more days while Spencer (who was in diapers the first time I lit Survivor candles) was plotting her demise.
And the drums begin to play?have I ever mentioned how much I love the theme song? I love the way it changes from season to season. Australian Outback remains my opening theme still.
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Survivor: Tocantins - Episode 1 Recap
February 13, 2009

By:?cantvotemeoff
An old truck rumbles across the Brazilian plains. In the back are 16 strangers who have lives that they can uproot and abandon for an extended period of time.
In the sultry heat a man in well pressed clothes and dimples to die for leans seductively forward and begins to describe the perils and angers that wait in this beautiful corner of the world.
Open to a wide shot of this Adonis and his fresh batch of noobs as he utters the words that give the true Survivor fan chills?.
39 days
16 contestants
1 survivor
And the drums begin to play
Survivor: Paloma Soto-Castillo Sent Packing
October 3, 2008
Fang returns to camp, thankful yet again that they are still in the game. Crystal points out that voting out Gillian was a no-brainer for them, as she was a major physical weak link. Susie and the others insist that they must win their next immunity challenge, while Randy stares pessimistically at them. He vents his frustration with Fang’s incompetency. “The problem is that they’re stupid. I really shouldn’t blame them for being complete idiots, but they are. They don’t know it, but they are.” Courtesy CBS.com
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Michelle & Gillian are torched out
September 26, 2008
After losing back-to-back challenges, the Fang Tribe was the first to go to Tribal Council. Torn between voting out Gillian, the weakest person in challenges, or Michelle, whose constant negativity around camp began wearing them down, Fang came to a unanimous decision. In a landslide vote, Michelle Chase, the 24-year-old music assistant from Los Angeles, California was the first person to be voted out of SURVIVOR: GABON — EARTH’S LAST EDEN.
After losing “GC” as their leader and another immunity challenge, the Fang tribe’s morale had reached a new low. At their second Tribal Council, the tribe came to the conclusion that they needed to get rid of the weaker players if they are to win any challenges. Although paranoia had risen around camp that Dan may have found the hidden immunity idol on Exile Island, it was Gillian who was sent home.
Survivor Gabon Premieres Tonight
September 25, 2008
Just a reminder that Survivor 15: Gabon premieres tonight at 8PM on CBS. The 2-hour premiere will introduce us to the new castaways, Gabon and the challenges instore for these lucky Americans. And be sure to discuss the new season with us in our forums!
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Survivor Coming Up!
September 7, 2008
Survivor: Gabon Premieres
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