Real Housewives Of New York City: Quickie - Socialite Life

“The episode begins with LuAnn “The Countess” and Bethenny going surfing. You think you know someone! Never would we have imagined Royalty and Skinny Chick riding the waves. The Countess gives an impromptu etiquette lesson (seeing as she’s publishing some pretentious Countess manners book) to her daughter Victoria and friends. The advice is sage: Don’t keep your elbows on the table, don’t eat with your mouth open and put the napkin on your lap. We’ve never heard any of those before! The Modern Day Emily Post then gets steamed at the Count for not coming to watch Victoria ride at the Hampton Classic. She later tells Kelly she’s a “lucky bitch” for not having to deal with a husband. Hm. What chapter can we find that lesson?”

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